6 FLAGS WAS AWESOME.
so we were on this one ride called the texas giant and our hole car thing was all people my age and shit. so this one kid throws his water bottle up in the air. haha and we were all screaming and we started playing the penis game and this kid jason goes ((as we're going down)) PEEENNNNIIIISSSSSSSSSS sooo loud. haha it was great.
then we went on this superman ride with like three seats so me and drew were like WE'RE GOING TO DIE! WE'RE GOING TO FALL OUT. and this fat girl was like AHHHHHHHHH!! it was sooo funny.
then we went on this water ride with this bridge so drew tried to jump over. i was like nice suicide attempt bro. the manager yelled at him and yelled at me for not taking good care of him. i was just like STFU. holy shit the funniest thing happened. this like dude dressed up in bug's bunny comes over and squeezes liz's ass and was like trying to stand like a statu. and she was like WTF MAN. and he was like what are you talking bout...it wasnt me. as we walked away he gave me a thumbs up and his that whipping thing. HAHA.
and i thought the sluts were just in california. as i was walking by this cotton candy place all these girls were like (to me and my brother.) HEY CUTIES. and they all flash us. one was like 9 i was like uhhhhhhhh right.
then this random dude had a steero and drew like took it from him haha. and we blashed from first to last and all these old people were like GO AWAYYY. my brother is soo funny. he was like copying there southern accidents and was like "good day mates" then he was like...wait that's british. now i have to talk like a fucking republican....FUCK. haha you kinda had to be there tho
then omg the funniest thing happened. this really hot girl goes up to drew and she was like hey sexy. and he's like hey boobs i mean hey boobs i mean. HAHA. she got soo pissed at him. she pulled down his pants. and he was wearing these like pink and green boxers HAHA WE WERE ALL LAUGHING THE FUCK OFF AT HIM. he leaved his pants down for like 10 mins just to laugh it off. AHHHHHHHHHH im bored
later
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